| everything is great.
so... why am i the farthest from happy i've ever been? |
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| i spent most of my day eating bagels and listening to gypsy music. it's a rather good combination. can you put lsd in bagels? because then all would be right in this world... ben & jerry's just doesn't do it for me comfort-food-wise anymore.
give me one, cause one is best
and in confusion, confidence
give me peace of mind and trust
and don't forget the rest of us
give me strength, reserve, control
give me heart and give me soul
wounds that heal and cracks that fix
tell me your own politik
and give me love over, love over, love over this |
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| This was in a mexican restaurant. It said "FREE GIFT!"
It's a Mormon Jesus! |
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| i think i'm an automated program. i always mess up those funky letter things you have to fill out whenever you sign up for anything online. being a robot wouldn't be so bad though... if i could choose, i'd be reincarnated as a roomba vacuum. my grandma has one and it is downright nifty. it veers about the living room in concentric circles until it bashes into a wall repeatedly and beepboops pitifully until you rescue it. which is kind of what i do in the living room of life, actually.
new and refreshing vocab word: callipygian (having beautiful or elegantly shaped buttocks) i rather enjoy the english language sometimes... |
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| i watch too much tv. for a gullible person, this is not a good thing. when i turn 18 and get me some credit cards... i will own several magic bullets and an ab lounge and tony's gazelle freestyle elite. seriously though, you really must take the magic bullet seriously. it is a work of kitchen appliance art, what with its new ability to JUICE THINGS. that's right world: with the new extractor addition (free if you order within 28 minutes) the magic bullet is now the magic juicer. finally, is what i'm sayin'.
anyways... damien rice was effing MARVELOUS SPLENDID SUBERB. i have never felt so elevated in my entire life. being that close to such talent was incredibly incredibly amazing. and i am now a hardcore fiona apple fan... i just love her. the end.
ps - as seen on tv you really should go there. you'll thank me later. i promise. |
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